Posts tagged: animals
Rick had 13 sisters. He’s never recovered.
Gus voted for the Lib Dems because Nick Clegg promised not to raise tuition fees.
Ingrid may be small, but when she gets angry she will beat the shit out of you, your friends and your friends’ friends’ milkmen. So watch yourself sonny jimbo.
Helen likes to scheme and plot and work out her devious plans to destroy the work and frown and go “mwahahhahahahah” and swear and loads of other angry stuff.
Nicolas: “Who eez the funny bastard oo painted ma legs bleu?! I WEEL HUNT YOU DOWN…”
“Get…your…fucking…hand…off…my…ass………….right now. Or else.”
Hannah is mean. She just killed a fish for no reason at all and is now crapping all over its dead body just for the smell of it.
Jill is ten foot tall, and ten times angrier.
Bertha eats because she is angry. And because she is angry, she eats.
