Uma sits atop her ebony throne and spits at the little people below. Her favourite word is Cuntastic.
Someone once interrupted Herbert’s rendition of R Kelly’s “I believe I can fly”. They no longer have any legs.
Kieron often drops to his knees and shouts “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” forlornly to the skies.
Rick had 13 sisters. He’s never recovered.
Gus voted for the Lib Dems because Nick Clegg promised not to raise tuition fees.
Ingrid may be small, but when she gets angry she will beat the shit out of you, your friends and your friends’ friends’ milkmen. So watch yourself sonny jimbo.
Helen likes to scheme and plot and work out her devious plans to destroy the work and frown and go “mwahahhahahahah” and swear and loads of other angry stuff.
Nanahara hates it, HATES IT when people use the phrase “WHOOPAH!”.
Nicolas: “Who eez the funny bastard oo painted ma legs bleu?! I WEEL HUNT YOU DOWN…”