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Uma sits atop her ebony throne and spits at the little people below. Her favourite word is Cuntastic.

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Someone once interrupted Herbert’s rendition of R Kelly’s “I believe I can fly”. They no longer have any legs.

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Kieron often drops to his knees and shouts “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” forlornly to the skies.

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Rick had 13 sisters. He’s never recovered.

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Gus voted for the Lib Dems because Nick Clegg promised not to raise tuition fees.

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Ingrid may be small, but when she gets angry she will beat the shit out of you, your friends and your friends’ friends’ milkmen. So watch yourself sonny jimbo.

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Helen likes to scheme and plot and work out her devious plans to destroy the work and frown and go “mwahahhahahahah” and swear and loads of other angry stuff.

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Nanahara hates it, HATES IT when people use the phrase “WHOOPAH!”.

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Nicolas: “Who eez the funny bastard oo painted ma legs bleu?! I WEEL HUNT YOU DOWN…”

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“Get…your…fucking…hand…off…my…ass………….right now. Or else.”

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