“You want some? YOU FUCKING WANT SOME?!”
This is a battle that Nigel the dog is not going to win. It’s a crab eat dog world out there.
Francis has got crabs and does NOT appreciate the fucking irony.
Oh sure, Millie LOOKS nice. But she’ll cut you. Cut you right up.
“For the last sodding time, I’m a fricking lobster!” said Lobby the Crab. He’s a crab but he just can’t admit it.
Samuel has an itch that just…won’t….quit.
Tracy’s favourite phrase is “fuck the fuck off”.
Peter is forever made to feel inadequate by his hulking mass of a wife. He is increasingly developing what is called “angry little man” syndrome.
Yvonne attends anger management classes on Tuesdays, which help. But she HATES Wednesdays, which generally undos all her hard work from the day before.
Danny likes to shout “BOLLOCKS!” at every fish that swims past. No, scrap that, he doesn’t like it, he just does it because he’s an angry bastard.
Judith HATES Ben Fogle. He’s always going round picking up fucking animals without their permission. Fuck off Ben Fogle.
